The Greatest Novelty Songs

• Has 5 UK Chart Number 1s.
• Has 2 UK Chart Top 10 hits.
• Has 2 UK Chart Top 40 hits.
• Has 3 US Chart Number 1s.
• Has 1 US Chart Top 10 hit.
• Has 1 US Chart Top 40 hit.

1. My Old Man's A Dustman - Lonnie Donegan
2. Right Said Fred - Bernard Cribbins
3. My Boomerang Won't Come Back - Charlie Drake
4. Speedy Gonzales - Pat Boone
5. Beep Beep - The Playmates
6. Donald Where's Your Troosers - Andy Stewart
7. Mr. Custer - Larry Verne
8. What A Mouth - Tommy Steele
9. Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Brian Hyland
10. Monster Mash - Bobby (Boris) Pickett and the Crypt-Kickers
11. Come Outside - Mike Sarne (with Wendy Richard)
12. Funny All Over - The Vernons Girls
13. The Sewers Of The Strand - Spike Milligan
14. Western Movies - The Olympics
15. Transistor Radio - Benny Hill
16. My Brother - Terry Scott
17. The Ying Tong Song - The Goons
18. Hoots Mon - Lord Rockingham's XI
19. Delaware - Perry Como
20. Charlie Brown - The Coasters
21. Fings Ain't Wot They Used T'Be - Max Bygraves
22. Three Coins In The Sewer - Alan Klein
23. The Army Game - Michael Medwin, Bernard Bresslaw, Alfie Bass & Leslie Fyson
24. Ragtime Cowboy Joe - David Seville (and The Chipmunks)
25. More Money For You And Me - The Four Preps
26. Alley-Oop - The Hollywood Argyles
27. Hole In The Ground - Bernard Cribbins
28. A Pub With No Beer - Slim Dusty
29. Me And My Shadow - Morecambe & Wise
30. Gather In The Mushrooms - Benny Hill
31. Kookie, Kookie (Lend Me Your Comb) - Edd Byrnes (and Connie Stevens)
32. Baby Sittin' Boogie - Buzz Clifford
33. Green Door - Frankie Vaughan
34. Witch Doctor - David Seville (and The Chipmunks)
35. Dinner With Drac' - John Zacherie
36. (How Much Is) That Doggie In The Window - Lita Roza
37. Don't Jump Off The Roof Dad - Tommy Cooper
38. Don't Bring Lulu - Dorothy Provine
39. Ape Call - Nervous Norvus
40. Any Old Iron - Peter Sellers
41. My Baby's Crazy 'bout Elvis - Billy Boyle
42. Where Will The Dimple Be? - Rosemary Clooney (and The Mellomen)
43. Cocktails For Two - Spike Jones
44. Hello My Darlings - Charlie Drake
45. The Great Pretender - Stan Freberg
46. With My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock - George Formby
47. The Purple People Eater Meets The Witch Doctor - The Big Bopper
48. You're A Pink Toothbrush - Max Bygraves
49. That Noise - Anthony Newley
50. Close The Door - The Stargazers (50s)
51. In The Middle Of The House - Alma Cogan
52. Seven Little Girls Sitting In The Back Seat - Paul Evans (and The Curls)
53. Heartbreak Hotel - Stan Freberg
54. Will I What - Mike Sarne
55. Goodness Gracious Me - Peter Sellers (and Sophia Loren)
56. The Mole In The Hole - The Southlanders
57. Pop Goes The Weasel - Anthony Newley
58. Yogi - The Ivy Three
59. Ahab, The Arab - Ray Stevens
60. Mad Passionate Love - Bernard Bresslaw
61. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (On The Bedpost Overnight) - Lonnie Donegan (and His Skiffle Group)
62. You're Drivin' Me Crazy - The Temperance Seven
63. Bloodnok's Rock 'n' Roll Call - The Goons
64. The Mummy - Bob McFadden (and Dor)
65. Gun-Totin' Critter Called Jack - The Hollywood Argyles
66. Jellied Eels - Joe Brown (UK)
67. Rubber Biscuit - The Chips
68. Striped Purple Shirt - Alan Klein
69. When I'm Cleaning Windows (Turned Out Nice Again) - George Formby
70. Big Mouth Bill - Phil McLean
71. Skin Tight, Pin Striped, Purple Pedal Pushers - Sheb Wooley
72. Lop Sided Over Loaded - Brian Hyland
73. Pink Shoe Laces - Dodie Stevens
74. I've Been Everywhere - The Mudlarks
75. The Flying Saucer - Buchanan & Goodman Part 1 & Part 2